Have a Punny Halloween

Witches, devils, monsters . . . sure, they're fun on Halloween. But what can you wear if you want to make people think - and laugh?

1. Wear what amounts to a large cereal box, decorated with your favorite cereal name, etc. and carry something lethal, like a bloody knife or an assault rifle. What are you? A CEREAL KILLER, of course.
   
2. Take a witch's hat and cover it with glue and sand. Put it on along with a beige outfit and you've become a SAND-WITCH
   
3. This one takes some thinking: wear white, coal for buttons, carrot nose, top hat (if you can)...with me so far? Now, carry a plastic toy bull and some fake dynamite wired to an alarm clock. Okay, what are you? You are an "a bomb and a bull snowman". It's worth the groans you'll get from your friends!
   
4. If you are a couple, you might want to try dressing as a:

• drunk and a pink elephant
• corpse and a coroner
• criminal and their defense attorney
• writer/composer and character from one of their works

Or, come up with your own ideas. Have fun!